The Rhode Island Department of Health said a salmonella outbreak appears to be connected to raw eggs.
The department said Sunday it has received reports of 25 possible salmonella cases connected to tainted pastries made by a Johnston bakery.
Health officials said the common thread appears to be the consumption of zeppoles, an Italian pastry similar to a doughnut, made by DeFusco's Bakery in Johnston.
In fact, it is an abomination on three levels:
1. Zeppole should always be a force of good, not evil. Or sickness. Shame, shame on anyone who thinks or does otherwise.
2. A story about zeppoles in Rhode Island does not need to define the word "zeppoles." Channel 10, just because you are on the interwebs does not mean that you have an audience beyond state lines.
3. Zeppoles are in no way like donuts. Not here, anyway.
Also, Johnston: you continue to suck. (No explanation necessary. Johnston knows what it did.)
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