Friday, February 3, 2012

Respect.



Okay. See, this is impressive to me. Here’s someone who believes so strongly in something that they’re willing to plaster it all over their car for the entire motoring world to see… but not permanently. You see, they hate Obama… and commitment! Because, you know, they could change their mind, right? You just never know. Not to mention that one needs to keep the resale value of one’s compact Japanese SUV in mind. Or it could be that this person believes so strongly that soon we’ll all live in a right-wing utopia where Obama is defeated and all media is controlled by Fox News, and there’s no class warfare and everyone’s Christian and unicorns and fairies don’t expect special treatment just because they’re magic, and bumper stickers like these won’t even be necessary anymore.

Or maybe they tape bumper stickers on the inside of their back windshield because while they hold these particular extreme viewpoints, they’re open to new ones. Maybe it’s up to some brave lefty to help them change their mind and replace those current stickers with “The Moral Majority is Neither” or “Coexist” or “Who Farted?” But, you know, with tape. On the inside.

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